Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
