im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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