you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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