Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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