your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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