bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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