But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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