I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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