Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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