i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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