We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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