Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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