oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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