my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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