you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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