Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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