with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
