brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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