Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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