I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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