Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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