it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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