Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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