lets start a swedish sibling band together
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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