Your mouth is God's brothel.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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