My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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