Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
It was confusing and full of hummus
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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