butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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