Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!

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Because men are children

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Touche

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(518): View more from New York

he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.

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(906): View more from Michigan

She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.

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