i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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