i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I have fence marks all over my body
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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