break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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