but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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