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say what?
wanna hang out?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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