Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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