rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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