Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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