That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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