I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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