Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
So many bounce houses so little time
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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