You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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