I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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