Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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