Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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