As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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