he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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