drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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