yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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