I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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