She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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