I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just found puke in my bra..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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