that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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