Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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