i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
