Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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