They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I think I died a long time ago.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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